Friday, February 6, 2009

Global Warming a Myth

At least according to a 40 foot whale that was found on a Massachusetts beach FROZEN in the ice. The whale surfaced near the shore where it was frozen in place and succumbed to the elements.

When I asked Al Gore about the this tragedy he responded, “I am here to save the Earth, not some fat bitch who went swimming in freezing waters.”

When we informed him the [fat bitch] was in fact a whale…he replied, “I bet she was.”