Friday, October 10, 2008

HEADLINES – Welcome Jesus H. Shark?

First it was the amoeba.
Then it was the Virgin Mary.
Finally it was Shmee, mother of Anikan Skywalker…

Or so we thought. It seems Virgin births… or Asexual reproduction as it is called in science is not limited to the parties above any longer. Who are the new Virgin Birthers?


That’s right. There are now two confirmed cases of female sharks giving birth to “Pups” with no fathers or male DNA material at all. This shows that in extreme situations Females can reproduce at will…

Two thoughts on this:
One. What a strange conversation that has to be with your Mom when you aks who your father is. Plus both shark pups were male, so you know they are going to have their asses kicked at school.

Second, If sharks can do this at will, why not human women. It would really take some of the pressure of us guys.

Final thought... are we sure there was no Male DNA intruduced from another species...? I mean.. some of those sharks are damn sexy.

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