Monday, September 22, 2008

EDITORIAL – Damn you Optimus Prime!

While most of you will always think of September 11th as the day the World Trade Center fell, it has a new stigma. It is now the day the Hadron Collider, meant to prove the existence of dark matter, creation of the universe, etc.., failed after only 24 hours of operation. And why did this billion dollar device fail? Because the transformer meant to cool the unit failed causing temperatures to rise both in the tunnel and among the scientists alike.

Do not fear though… just as there will be a sequel to the transformers movie, so will there be a new transformer allowing the inevitable destruction at the hands of the Hadron Collider in the near future.

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