So this week’s winner in my opinion is Linda Faber, and Shelter Volunteer in North Attleboro who discovered a lone sheep grazing near the edge of a highway.
Why is she an idiot? She was quoted as saying, "A sheep doesn't belong in the middle of the highway,"
Wow Linda… No shit. Really. I assumed that was exactly where I wanted my sheep to be. Absolutely brilliant deduction Sherlock.
Side note: She was later quoted with the conclusion of her statement which helps shed light on what she really meant, “"A sheep doesn't belong in the middle of the highway, it belongs on the bedroom silly.”